its been half a decade (not kidding) since i last swam so eliza and i decided it was time to take a dip at the pool again. after dinner we slipped, or may i just say squeezed and tucked into our swimming gears
...wow
i looked up and without exaggeration saw a blue whale in the mirror, it was horrifying! (hell yea as terrifying as watching shutter) in short, what i used to recognize as my arm is now my forearm, what was my calf is now my arm, what was my thigh is now my calf and i cant go on anymore its just visually the most tragic thing to ever witness. we jumped in (the pool) and i sank immediately.. as if its not painful enough, go figure!
...this clearly is the day i died (insert emoticon of dead rose)
p.s also the same person who showered and had a curry puff (EAT YOUR damn SELF EILEEN SOH!!)