monday: after a year odd of missing in action my ex stripe fanatic friend and i finally met up again and it was nothing short of shopping, good ol' catching up and a shit load of sickening exchanges of irritating jokes. MAN i would love to lead an independent adult life with you free from parents and away from this dumb land in our convertibles! woohoo. see you again ah!
saturday: on the train, i sat positioning myself slightly to the left facing you with the standing crowd when suddenly and out of nowhere, someone left a megafart-bomb leaving an unbelievably pungent stench of good ol' german gas across the cabin. i looked up immediately with my nose pinched only to find your miserable face crumpled up like a crushed paperball. in typical eileen fashion i burst out laughing because (...) i didnt bother telling you that earlier on he was the same guy who burped and coughed like a moron into your hair! ohhmygodddd HAHAHAHHAHAHA. so wicked man.
